Director: We have a problem.

Producer: What.

Director: Well we were going to the next segment featuring Misao and Kagura but one of them got sick with the flue.

Producer: THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!!!

Director: That one of them is unavailable.

Producer: No that you said flue instead of flu.

Director: Can we just deal with the big picture here, WE NEED TO FIND A REPLACEMENT!!!!

Producer: Right. (sweat drops) Okay let me make a few calls and see who we can find……

Director: Actually, the girl that needs to be replaced made a recommendation….
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Misao: Hi I’m a Lucky Star.

Madoka: And I am an Azumanga Daioh.

Misao: (confused look) Huh?

Madoka: Is something the matter?

Misao: Who the hell are you, I was supposed to do this segment with Kagura.

Madoka: My name is Madoka Yoshida, and unfortunately, Miss Kagura has fallen ill, and I was asked  to do this segment in her place.

Misao: BUT YOU’RE AN OC NOT A CHARACTER FROM AZUMANGA DAIOH!!!!!

Madoka: I was personally asked to replace Miss Kagura, and may I please ask that you refrain from yelling at me, it is most uncomfortable to me.

Misao: Find let’s just do this…. Let’s take it from the top.

Madoka: (looking up) Are we supposed to obtain something from a high place?

Misao: Are you for real?

Madoka: Well I am standing right next to you, so yes I believe I am quite real.

Misao: (thinking) Strange girl. (to Madoka) Okay, let’s do this. (To the reader) Hi I’m a Lucky Star.

Madoka: And I am an Azumanga Daioh.

Misao: No the line is ‘I’m’ not ‘I am’.

Madoka: But this is the way that I speak.  I find that speaking properly is a more traditional way to go.

Misao: Geez where did you grow up, a monastery.

Madoka: By the sprits…. I am becoming quite tiresome of that question.

Misao: By the what?

Madoka: Pardon me?

Misao: You said ‘By the sprits’, what do you mean by that?

Madoka: Oh it is something I usually speak when I find myself in some most interesting circumstances.

Misao: So I guess you must say it a lot.

Madoka: I have spoken it 99,999 in my entire existence of life.

Misao: YOU KEEP TRACK OF IT?!!!!

Madoka: I find it that keeping a record of your diction may be most useful in cleansing body and soul.

Misao: Forget it let’s just keep it moving.

Madoka: As you wish, where is the object that needs to be moved.

Misao: (to the director) I CAN’T WORK WITH HER, SHE IS A COMPLETE IDIOT!!!!!

Madoka: How dare you insult me. (takes out her shinai) I have tried to show kindness, but all you have done is ridicule me and I will not stand for that.

Misao: (gets a nervous look) Hey take it easy Yoda, I’m sorry I was hard on you let’s just take it from the top, okay?

Madoka: I must insist what it is you would like to acquire from the high place.

Misao: (left eye  twitches) THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY WHERE THE BEATUFUL FAIRIES FLY AROUND SPREADING THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS AROUND!!!!!

Madoka: But it is March.

Misao: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (rushes off)

Madoka: By…the….sprits. (smiles) I do believe that was number 100,000.
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Kagura: (watching the segment on her TV from her bed as she gives an evil smile)  I’d knew she’s drive her nuts.